"We're gonna sweep the Giants!" I announced confidently. This oughta get Myx going on a righteous tirade.
"You're really stretching things, aren't you?"
"I think a little hometown spirit is good."
"I'm all for that," Myx said, "but--sweeping? That doesn't even make sense in a one-game Superbowl championship matchup. You thought that up just because you have me parked next to this filthy, damaged corn broom."
"People usually are shown with a broom when they want to siginfy a sweep!" I said.
"Did you know that broomcorn is actually a sorghum that--"
"Myx, you really don't impress me much anymore with your seemingly unlimited vault of trivial knowledge."
"--has been cultivated in Asia and Africa since ancient times. In the United States, Illinois is the center of--"
"The Pats are gonna sweep the Giants!"
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