"da-da-da-da ...da-da-da!"
"I get it, Myx--that's John Williams--that's the Indiana Jones theme song!
"Put a toothpick in your mouth and see if I can flick it out," Myx said.
"Yeah--that's gonna happen!"
"This is a 12-foot bullwhip here--shame to let it just sit. Our readers would love a demonstration."
Although I hadn't used the whip for several years, I took it out in the back yard and easily made it crack once more!
"Tell everybody what happened when you were learning to use this, Dave."
"Oh, I don't think they want to--"
"Dave used to hit himself accidentally as he drew the whip forward; the tongue and cracker would bite into his forearm and calf. Then he'd whimper and limp around like a spoiled princess."
"It hurt ... I mean ... I stoically pushed on until I mastered it." I think I salvaged my dignity nicely there!
"Get a toothpick," Myx said.
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