Miracle Myx Down To The Bones

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"You don't know what this is, do you, Dave?"

"It's a good stand for a photo is what it is," I said with my usual misplaced confidence.

"Look around you and tell me what you see," Myx said.

"Desert--sandy gravel, cactus, unrelenting sun ...."

"You already said it."

"This is a piece of the sun?" I crack myself up!

"No--cactus. This is cactus bones I'm on," Myx said.

"A cactus has bones?"

"Saguaro do. They need reinforcement--they can grow up to 50 feet high."

"So you're sitting on a skeleton?"

"You're not going to tell that skeleton joke, are--"

"A skeleton walks into a bar," I said, "and says to the bartender 'Give me a beer ... and a mop!'"

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