Miracle Myx Suspense

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"Here we are," I said.

"Are you trying to be obvious or profound?" Myx asked, almost interested.

"Ambiguous," I answered.

"Well, Dave, you've succeeded."

"I'll explain," I said.

"HELP! Somebody get me outta here!" Myx was shouting.

"Has that ever saved you from one of my explanations, Myx?"

"Always worth a shot."

"I was going to say, here we are a year later. A year after starting this blog. And I wanted to give you the chance to say something to our readers."

"I guess I can do that. I want to wish everyone happy holidays and thanks for being interested in little ol' me, and my sidekick, Dave."

"Sidekick?" I asked.